Climate Asylum

Bickmore’s First Law of Being Reasonable

Reasonable people understand that good arguments can sometimes lead to false conclusions, and bad arguments can sometimes lead to true conclusions.

Bickmore’s Second Law of Being Reasonable

Reasonable people resist bad arguments, even if they agree with the conclusions.

Bickmore’s Law of Debate

Debaters and their audience members who prefer live debates over written, sourced debates couldn’t care less about finding out the truth.

Bickmore’s First Law of the Box

“Thinking outside the box” requires being capable of recognizing “the box.”  (Ignorance kills true creativity.)

Bickmore’s Second Law of the Box

“Thinking outside the box” is only laudable when “the box” is not rationality.

Bickmore’s First Law of Being Biased

Bias makes you human.  Unchecked bias makes you stupid.

Bickmore’s Second Law of Being Biased

Nitpicking others’ arguments is not the same thing as “critical thinking.”  That also involves nitpicking your own arguments.

Bickmore’s First Law of Being Open-Minded

Failing to make critical decisions based on incomplete information is called “spinelessness,” not “open-mindedness.”

Bickmore’s Second Law of Being Open-Minded

A person’s open-mindedness is inversely proportional to how much they lecture everyone else about open-mindedness.

Bickmore’s First Law of Pretending to be Scientific

People who think they are being all “scientific” because they insist that models be perfect to be useful don’t have a clue what they’re talking about.

Bickmore’s Second Law of Pretending to be Scientific

People whose “arguments” mainly consist of lauding their own “BS Detectors” and throwing out innuendos are always obnoxious, and usually fools.

Bickmore’s First Law of Monckton 

For every person who publicly endorses Lord Monckton’s climate pronouncements for merely irrational reasons, there exists a threshold in Monckton’s behavior which, if crossed, will cause said person to regret their association.

Bickmore’s Second Law of Monckton

Any behavioral threshold posited by Bickmore’s First Law of Monckton will eventually be crossed by Lord Monckton.